JackShack, the Return
This afternoon, BB saw a resurgence of the JackShack... and a new customer for it.Boogie has resurrected the shack. Read on at your own risk.
DINING ROOM - Boogie and Will
Will: (to Jani) do you have some lotion Mike Boogie can jack off with?
Jani: Do you want Chocolate? YUM!
Will: That's the first time you two have spoken in two weeks.
Boogie: I want something cheap, not expensive.
Will: You need olive oil.
Jase and others laugh. They're all searching for something for him to jack off with.
Marcellas: It can't have alcohol or anything.
Howie: You have to jack off into a napkin, and put it in a bag, and throw it away.
Boggie: Maybe I'll just go into the DR and do it.
Marcellas: That way it won't make the show.
Howie brings Boogie out to the backyard to the "jack-shack" near the pool and they're setting it up so Boogie can get in and go for it.
Howie: DO you want me to sit on top, so no one coan open it?
Boogie: No, I'm claustrophobic.
Howie: Last year, I would do it in the morning when the cameras couldn't see me. The jack shack lives on!
Howie closes the crate/chest for Boogie.
Howie: I'll be over there.
Camera zooms in on the crate.
Camera changes to Kaysar and Jase in the kitchen looking out into the backyard.
Jase laughing.
Kaysar: (mimicing howies do-me voice) oh yeahh boogie.
The cam zooms in on the locker.
Boogie's audio feed is off, but one of the sound guys says "oh yeah boogie!!!"
Jase goes to the sliding doors and looks out.
Jase, Nakomis, Diane, and Danielle are right here in the backyard.. they're just talking, like nothing is out of the ordinary.
The Cam goes back to the "Jack Shack"
Jase can be heard laughing, but the camera is focused on the jack shack.
Jase finds it very funny that Nakomis, Diane, and Danielle are sitting outside, completely oblivious.
Camera three is focused on the crate-zooming in and out on the lid, which is jumping up and down.
They cut Boogie's audio back on, and he can be heard moaning inside.
They cut his audio again.
Cam is still on the crate.
His mic is on and Boogie is.. a new man!
Complete with heavy breathing and then "eeew eewww OHHH!" and an Ahhh...
After a minute, Boogie pops open the crate and says "Mission accomplished!"
Howie: Boogie beat me to be the first one of the season.
Boogie puts the lotion outside on the ground, and closes the ziplock bag. Now he's cleaning everything out of the jackshack. Camera zoomed in on the ziplock bag.
Boogie: There are so many heavy hitters on this show that you gotta...
Howie: I agree, you gotta do it. How you like it in there
Boogie: It's pretty good..
Boogie goes back into the kitchen saying, "Totally awesome.. Jack Shack's a beast."
posted by CarolynBBDish @ 6:42 PM
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