Late Night w/K&J
3:29amBBTOUTSIDE - RED COUCHES
Kaysar & Janie
Kaysar: You do a great job pissing people off.
Janie: I know. I love it!
Kaysar: I am going to leave with dignity on Thursday. My life is not ruined. I am still going to become a movie star.
Janelle laughs
Janie: Yeah, and i'm going to win the lottery.
Kaysar: Thanks, Janelle. Why couldn't I be a movie star?
Janie: You could. It's just a little annoying that so many people want to become movie stars.
Moving on to work talk...
Janelle: I want to open up a pet boutique. Upscale pet clothes. My friend designs it, and I want to sell it. Pet Grooming as well. Very, very high end.
Kaysar: You have new ideas every day. I better get a dog.
Kaysar: Can I get my pet salamander a scarf?
Kaysar: Is it for cute dogs that go in Louis Vuitton bags only? What about fat dogs?
3:35am BBT
Janelle: I don't need high profile. I spend a lot of time alone in my apartment.
Kaysar: You get so defensive when I ask about the waitressing.
Janelle: Well, because thats not all i do.
Kaysar: ...but its just so much fun to tease you.
Janelle: Working monday nights is not hard, and it pays quite well. I get to have fun, eat dinner and have a few drinks.
Kaysar: You get paid to have fun.
Dating...
Janie: I went on one date in February and one in April. I don't date much at all. I went to Speed Dating... the dating service. Where you set up tables and switch tables.
Kaysar: (amazed) Why did you go to that?
Janelle: I was feeling lonely. So I went to speed dating in Coral Gables. You get to meet 10 different guys. 5 minutes per date. You have a card with basic info you check off and then some bonus questions.
Kaysar: I cannot believe you went to a dating service.
Janelle: I didn't like any of the guys. They were older, not in their 20's, and real dorky. And a lot of them were like Howie. Right there, that was a red flag.
Over 35 she says is too old. Too much to deal with.
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