Bald Kaysar!
Special Guest Blogger: Erin the Greatest!!6:30 Big Brother Time:
HOH Room - Howie and James
- Amidst Rumors that
KAYSAR HAS SHAVEN HIS HEAD?????
Awaiting visual confirmation.
James and Howie are discussing how Jase is vulnerable. They are also joking
about how Howie nominated James last year.
Howie: CG is using the veto and taking himself off.
James: This is what I’m saying about Jase…
Howie: If George didn’t come through he’s gone. Now if we get rid of Boogie…
James: Quiet down!
Howie: As much as we like our numbers, it could be 9-1 and that one could win
next week.
James: Oh. Chicken Goerge WILL win it next week. It’s in the contract
(Note: this is the first in a long series of complaints by James that everything is
rigged and the veto competition was some sort of attack personally on him).
Howie: Boogie and Will said that they are coming for BB6 come hell or high
water.
James: Everyone gives them respect just because of who they were. Everyone is
scared of Will because he was a strong player…
Howie: He’s not even in the ballpark of you or Kaysar or Janie.
My feeds cut out for a minute and now they are silent,
Howie rubbing his chin.
James is in the bathroom.
CUT TO:
Jase in the Backyard.
He’s talking about how he doesn’t want to sign things and people don’t get it.
Boogie, Will and Dani are agreeing. They come to the conclusion that if you go
before sequester that it won’t be that bad with the fans.
Will: I thought I was going to have all these big things going on and I didn’t
know what I wanted to do. (he says he went to a bunch of agents.
Dani: I went straight home. I got fired from the job I had.
Boogie: You didn’t tell them you were going on BB?
Dani: NO. I couldn’t.
CUT TO:
HOH ROOM - Howie and James:
James: I needed Maggie gone, that was the only one I was concerned about
nominating. I hope every week now, they make the HOH just as vulnerable. That
would be fair right?
Howie: UMMMMMM. They should make it where the veto winner comes off and can put
the HOH off.
James: Then there would be no point in being HOH.
Howie: No matter what they say there’s going to be a veto.
James: I’m done with this game. Worked too hard to have a loophole in the game
like this.
Howie: You’re safe as long as Georgie doesn’t win it. And I don’t think he’s gonna.
James: Who the fuck knows now? I’m mean it’s their storyline.
(OK…WHAT went on in this veto competition?!)
James: Good vs. evil. They're making him the good guy.
Howie: Yeah, they’re probably making you evil.
(Jokes about a plot line with him hurting Sarah).
James: They probably didn’t even consider the HOH in the making of that
competition. I really think they just fucking fucked up.
(Boy. That is as James as it gets).
Howie: Yeah. Long pause. But they really don’t want to see one person get
attacked, like Marcie says.
James: I was fucking attacked all last year. That’s bullshit. Chicken George
was not put up because I didn’t like him. He wasn’t playing, and he was
snooping around and tried to sell Janelle and I out to you.
Howie: I agree with you completely.
James: I guarantee that that part was cut out of the nomination ceremony and
America will never know. I guess I’ll see when I go home this week.
Howie: You’re not going home next week. (He starts quoting George.) “James and
Janelle were in there without you Howie, what do you think they were doing?” I
can’t believe he’s trying to do that.
James: God, I wonder if they are going to show that.
Howie: Who cares, just try and win in and deal with the story when you get out.
They mention how us feeders will get it right (don’t worry, we know CG’s game!)
and how they cut out 8 minutes of Ivette’s nomination of Janelle last year.
They are now discussing whether or not James lied at all last year. They
decided that he was the Dr. Will of last year and Will must have had “fuck-ups”
in the season for him to get away with it. Enter Janie who reports Kaysar went
to the diary room and might go to the hospital. Apparently, he has an ear
infection. (Note: I believe he needs me to fly in and kiss it to make it all
better. Awwwww.) James has the audacity to call Kaysar a momma’s boy and drop
about eight f-bombs in describing his reaction to this news (biased much?).
They begin eating almonds and discussing them.
(Note: Be still my heart. I cannot handle this cruel world!!!
Where is KayKay??)
CUT TO:
The HOT TUB - Chilltown.
Will is floating around the pool in an inner
tube. He’s discussing his websites. He’s talking about some infomercial.
Boogie discusses the growth of reality TV and how there is a big difference
between what they, the contestants bring and the salaries they get. Will wisely
points out that people don’t consider them talent. Boogie responds with words
that are too big to be using in discussing reality TV, like “chasm” and
“disconnect”. Then starts saying how Howie can do something ridiculous after
BB. They, and Erika complain about the heat. Will says that they have more
realistic expectations this time. Erika says she knew nothing would happen
because she saw what happened with her boyfriend.
Erika: There’s just not a place for us.
Will: Battle of the Network stars was where we were gonna go and it flopped.
Erika: It was badly produced.
Dani says something about Family Feud.
Will begins discussing how cool the cast was but how Bravo blew it.
(OMG-Chicken George is bald. This is evidence supporting the rumor that my
KayKay is baldbald!)
Dani is still discussing Family Feud. “They should do Survivor versus BB.”
Erika: This is a guilty pleasure show.
Dani: They could do all kinds of stuff. Like Good vs. Evil…(she’s still pushing
Family Feud, sheesh….)
They all agree that BB would be better and a bigger hit if it was in the fall
and that they are all upset that BB is soooo big elsewhere but not here. They
decided that it would be better if they did a world BB. They begin discussing a
woman on the Netherlands who had to leave the show because she was about to have
a baby, and someone slept with her on the show and flipped out. (The flame guy
must be asleep because I can’t believe this is allowed to go on.)
Back to HOH with James and Howie:
James is saying that he called out CG and is going to announce at dinner that he
really stepped it up at the competition today (My God, I HAVE to see this
veto!). He is saying that he was disadvantaged by being HOH in the veto comp.
It sounds like perhaps they told him if he won it, he could not get the veto
next week. He thinks that like the backdoor, this was a “fuck-up” that they
didn’t calculate. Now James is complaining he thought the show would be more
physical and that the slop is a good addition (Oh, James, stop. You complained
ALL last week). Howie is talking about how everyone has their breaking point,
that Janie wouldn’t get into blue dye and some wouldn’t shave their heads. He
says Nakomis would have dyed everything (including things I am too polite to
mention.)
James: I am on the wrong show. I wonder if we could spin it to CG this way…
Howie: No way. He’s going to use it. He didn’t go through that not to use it.
They are discussing how CG was slicker than people knew and that he was trying
to read people. Janie enters with pizza. James complains she didn’t bring
enough and Howie starts with “Oh, Boy.”
(Kaysar is STILL noticeably absent. There is no sign of him, his ear or his
bald head.)
Howie: Mommy, Mommy I WANT A JANIE DOLL!
Howie and James go downstairs to get more food and Janie is left in the HOH
loudly chewing pizza.
Cut to James downstairs in the workout room complaining to Diane about how he
can’t compete in HOH and veto next week and that he threw his ball in. He says
he was pissed and says that they producers MUST have missed this.
James: I think it should be game first and TV second.
Diane: It sucks.
Diane asks Kaysar if he’s feeling better.
(Oh my GOD where is he? He’s off screen. The visual confirmation eludes me.)
James invites Diane up to HOH. James goes back to HOH and tells Janie that
Diane and Howie are coming.
FLAMES….Brief window where Diane is talking about how someone on her show hated
Her, then FLAMES.
Back to HOH. They are discussing when the catered food is coming. Apparently
CG took a deal not to eat until he leaves the show! Diane is talking about how
Chilltown made a sad attempt to convince George not to use the veto. Howie says
you don’t shave your head, burn your clothes and eat slop to not use it.
(Tuesday’s show should be interesting!) James recounts the reasons for
nominating CG. He says that he and Janie caught him spying red handed and that
James always thought he was evil. Howie imitates him as he recounts how he
tried to convince him that Janie and James were out for him. Diane is
hypothesizing that there were no girls’ names in the veto competition because
they couldn’t ask girls to shave their head.
James: Obviously this is a TV show not a game show.
Diane: When we signed those contracts we basically were allowing the producers
to do whatever they want.
Janie: They are going to match their competitions to their storylines?
James: For whoever they want to win?
Whatever happened at veto, the consensus amongst the room is that the veto was
rigged for George and he WILL be HOH next week. James says there is no way he
was going to win that veto, because he thought that as soon as he wasn’t
eligible for veto, people would nominate him. Diane says she wouldn’t have gone
for it either and he and Jase were smart. James is complaining that everything
is rigged against him, that the producers hate him and Janie would have won a
trip to Europe if she had played something or other. Will apparently put
nothing into the veto today, wouldn’t even taste the slop that they were to eat,
and it now seems apparent that Will actually does want to leave.
Howie begins to tease Diane about Drew and then James asks if they think the
internet will be pissed that the veto was rigged. Diane says yes. (Note: now,
I am highly doubtful that the INTERNET will be pissed, James, what with it being
a series of networks between computers, but if the veto does look like it was
rigged for CG, I can see some hubbub happening among the chat rooms and message
boards.) James then asks whether or not Diane would bang Howie and Howie of
course starts with his sex talk and “Oh Boy” voice. Diane is discussing how she
tried to set someone up with Drew’s brother, Ben (I think her sister?) and Howie
starts asking questions about three ways and her alleged lesbian encounter. She
refuses to answer and James proclaims they would get her drunk and she says she
is not drinking.
Danielle is paged to the diary room, which means Kaysar and his ear and bald
head are out there SOMEWHERE. STILL NO VISUAL CONFIRMATION!! BB tells them not
to talk about their diary room sessions. Erika comes in and Howie starts with
the sex talk. Erika complains about the heat and she does look pretty bad. She
complains of muscle spasms. James gets her water and says she is dehydrated.
BB tells her to put on her microphone. Howie tells BB about Erika’s “big
boobies”. BB tells Janie to not obstruct her microphone. Howie points out to
BB that this is also because of “big boobies”.
Feeds cut to Chilltown in hot tub. Do they ever leave that thing?
They are discussing how James was so hostile about the veto. Will surmises it
is because he is so afraid of the backdoor. They say Jase has been mentioned
against the replacement. Boogie complains that the only person Will has a
chance against is Kaysar and James would never put him up. Will says he is not
campaigning against anyone and gives some credit to Chicken George.
Will: I think there’s an earthquake coming. IT’s sooo hot.
Chicken George and his bald head are asleep in the hammock.
Boogie: In the earthquake of 1994 I was living across from this girl and it was
soooo gnarly. (Really, Boog. Was it GNARLY? Was it?) Maybe if the world does
end, Ben Affleck would save us. Isn’t it best to be right out here in the yard?
Will: (Running around and singing. BB tells him to quit) I’ve been singing all
day. I wondered when you were going to say something.
Jase starts singing.
FLAMES…I am left to imagine bald KayKay. Hmmmm….I’m not sure it will be THAT
bad, once his scalp darkens….The suspense is horrible. Flame music is
particularly irritating this evening…7:46 BB Time.
Back to backyard.
Jase: I wonder what Janelle is telling them to do.
Will: Blow guys on planes.
Jase: It’ll suck if I’m gone before HER.
Will: Go up there and give him Marcellas.
Jase: I tried that a little bit. But everyone is afraid to go after him. Plus
Janelle loves him.
Will: Janelle doesn’t love anyone. She loves Kristal and money. (On behalf of
Janey, I’d like to say that Will loves pimples and himself).
Boogie: She’s settled in here for the long run.
Will: I think that’s something to do. Tell them, honest truth, if you take out
Marcellas, we’ll leave you alone next week.
Boogie: They’d believe it from you.
Will: I’ll make it happen.
Boogie: Kaysar cannot do the veto next week (Note: Oh, God no.) Do you think
James wants to send you out this week? Especially when you will leave after 5?
Just say, look, I promised Boogie 5 weeks.
Will: I’ll ease into that tomorrow, it looks desperate.
Boogie: Tell him it was for your benefit. If a non Season 6 gets HOH next week
and Kaysar cannot play veto, it’s in their best interest if you walk next
week…(am I gullible for wanting James to take that deal to save my KayKay??)
Will: If I go to him today, I will look desperate.
Boogie: No, it’s in everyone’s interest.
Will: Jase, have you gone up there?
Jase: No it’s not my thing.
Boogie: With James complain about suing, it was not the best time. Look, it is
in my interest to have Will here for another week and in his to keep Season 6
safe.
Jase: I think James and Kaysar make their own decisions and the other two
knuckleheads stand by it.
Boogie and Will agree. They all seem to agree with this course of action. Will
starts singing again and FLAMES…
Boogie: If they are questioning whether you were bullshitting about leaving,
just point out that you wouldn’t even be bothered to eat a bowl of oatmeal.
(Note: didn’t I say that earlier?)
They are playing catch and not much is happening.
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