Big Balls, Small Balls
A million thank yous to Erin for transcribing this (since my eyes are crossing)!!! All for an extra Kaysar pic on the blog... No problem!! Thank you!!!9:34 BB Time - 10:00pm BBTime:
Janie, Dani, Nak, Erika and Marcie on red couches:
They are talking about how to cut mangoes. Janie complains that she is hungry, but does not want any porridge. Nak says she was off the slop today. Dani continues to talk about food. She is recounting a way to make turkey sausage chili something.
Nakomis looks puzzled like she would never eat that. I think it was the olives that got her.
Cut to kitchen:
Chicken George is putting final touches on what he cooked. Kaysar is standing and eating. Boogie is doing dishes and Will is walking around drying them, but I think hes actually putting on more of a show of doing that.
The strategy conversation seems to be on hold for now, and Kaysar is eating hunks of meat off a fork that he didnt cut small enough. It takes like three bites per fork and its kind of weird.
Back to HOH Room:
Kaysar, James and Janie.
They are talking about how Chilltown is not really running things and the more they drink the worse it is.
Howie: Wishes they could go after Chilltown but.
CG enters and offers some food (they cant eat, George). He comments it smells good in there and James invites James in.
James: invties chicken George in and asks him without names if he finds this to be a very hard week as far as decisions.
CG: asks if he needs a strip search to come in and says no. Then maybe yes. Then he cackles and starts to leave.
Howie: Youre OK, Georgie.
James: I swore I was only going to bite one nail. My downfall last year was that I hated April and I let her know it.
Howie: Youre digging your own grave around here if you speak your mind.
James: Its like I would like to say things to him to make him cry but this thing is all exterior. Hes hard inside. That person you saw last night
Janie: Thats the real George.
James: Evil, desperate person. Note evil like hes some sort of devil.
Janie: But desperate.
James: Yes.
Howie: I believe him when he says that Chilltown doesnt talk much strategy. He knows they cant be trusted.
Janie goes into bathroom and begins brushing her hair.
James and Howie are silent, then Howie asks: Is Saddam Hussein still on trial? How many years is he on trial for (OMG Howie)
Jamies: His defense attorneys keep getting killed.
Howie: Really?
Feed cuts to bathroom.
Cut to bathroom. Erika and Dani.
Erika is putting that stupid blue clip back in her hair. Dani is playing with her contacts and solution.
Erika: Youre taking out your contacts already?
Dani: Yeah. My eyes started blinking a lot. Just wants them out.
Cut to Jase on the hammock. Hes playing with the ball. Summons Marcie.
Jase: So you would be the sixth vote to swing this to Diane?
Marcie: Chicken George.
Jase: And hes down?
Marcie: You know what I have to do whats right with me.
Jase: I know youre tight with Janelle now.
Marcie: Im tight with Janelle but Im not a member of the four. Now what is she going to do?
Jase mutters something unintelligible, but the word deep was in there.
Marcie: Totally is what it is.
Jase plays with one of the balls from veto and asks: What came to your conclusion to keep Diane (he said it that way, but it makes no sense!)
Marcie: Her sob story. You know what I mean. I cant. Shes living in a car. They dont have any money. It buys them another
Janie walks in and Jase comments on her hair and Marcie is in the background complaining it is bo-ring.
Janie: Should I dye my roots? What should I do?
Jase: You have blonde shit?
Marcie: Was that the end of yours? Yours didnt taste much better but I told you it did. (What??) Theyre just killing us with this. Im a cranky bastard and Im supposed to be sweet and cute.
Jase: What kind of dye do you have?
Janie: Its not a dye, its a lift. Like I lift my roots.
Jase: I should have brought some dark and done some lowlights in here.
Marcie: DIANE WHO YOU ABOUT TO PLAY POOL WITH?
He and Janie go to the pool table.
Boogie, Will, Erika, Jase and Howie in the bathroom.
Boogie: Lets have fat girl night. Its where you eat a lot of ice cream and paint your toenails.
Howie: Do you got liquor?
Boogie: No. Fat girl nights the best. They know better than to give us liquor.
Erika: Theyre going to give us liquor.
Jase: After Boogies episode? Will. Season two that was every night.
They start cracking on the Santa Monica Van Boys and South Carolina Funeral Homes (Leave Marvin out of this, Jase!) Howie: does some kind of impression of Marvin and it is horrible, screeching and completely unintelligible.
Will: Theres nothing I hate worse than a holy roller pretending Jesus is watching Big Brother.
Jase: Thats what I said on the show!
They discuss the ridiculousness of any religious figure condoning the backstabbing on BB.
Howie: You mean to tell me Jesus told you to put up the black guy and the gay guy.
Still impersonating Marvin.
CG walks by and Howie tells him hes OK. They become silent and Will fiddles in the mirror.
Cut to backyard. Diane, Marcellas, Janelle and Nakomis are playing pool. Janie is asking Diane for pool advice and forgets to hit the cue. So she moves the ball back and does it again. Diane says its cute and Marcie giggles maniacally. Diane and Janelle win and Janelle seems flabbergasted. They decide to play again and all are surprised Janie agrees to another game.
Kaysar and Dani and Will are playing some kind of game with the yellow balls, which seems to consist of Kaysar just throwing balls underhanded at Will. Maybe they are shooting them at the barrel and Kaysar just sucks at it. Boogie wants a turn and takes over.
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Guest Blogger: ERIN
posted by CarolynBBDish @ 10:08 PM
3 Comments:
kinda like sports figures and music folk... especially the downright nasty ones...
Fat Girl Night? What?
Your website has a useful information for beginners like me.
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